"A DRUG AGAINST WAR" Pill Bottle
Lightweight pill bottle with screw-down plastic cap - to hold the "DRUG Against War".
4.5" tall, 2.5" diameter.
Label Text, as written by a fan, edited by Sacha:
Contains: UAIOE, NIHIL and POTZ BLITZ !
Take one to counteract the effects of WAR.
In case of ANARCHY, TOHUVABOHU, WWIII, being WITNESS to a MURDER or a TERROR ATTAK, take MORE & FASTER.
When taking KMFDM, it is recommended to SPLIT pill in two, TAKE IT LIKE A MAN, but DON’T BLOW YOUR TOP!
If possible, take with ALKOHOL.
ACHTUNG! Taking this drug may have side effects.
Known POSITIVE side effects may include feeling GODLIKE, turning into a BRUTE, KRAUT or even CONILLON, and in extremely
rare cases it may cause some form of SUPERPOWER. (KMFDM accepts no responsibility if you become a SUPERHERO).
Negative side effects of KMFDM may include: becoming ITCHY BITCHY, DYSTOPIA, feeling DIRTY, DISGUST, DOWN & OUT,
UNFIT, READY TO BLOW, APATHY, DISOBEDIENCE to DOGMA, LUST, the urge to STRUT, or simply NAÏVE,
or worse, EN ESCH, (indicated by sudden and total loss of hair).
Immediately seek medical attention if signs of AMNESIA occur!
When taking KMFDM, please restrain from KICKIN’ ASS, LOOKING FOR STRANGE, URBAN MONKEY WARFARE,
looking at bright LIGHT. Do not SLEEP directly after taking.
Do not take KMFDM if you suffer from any form of FLESH-eating VIRUS or faint at the sight of BLOOD, are a MEGALOMANIAC,
HEADCASE, MORON, or are a PROFESSIONAL KILLER (extremely rare).
We do not take any responsibility for the actions of any person taking KMFDM if they decide to KILL MOTHER-FUCKING DEPECHE MODE.
This drug is not for BITCHES! COME ON – GO OFF!
Thanks so much to KMFDM fan "James", who developed this idea and gave his hand-made bottle to Sascha in London!